Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Here are my NOT ME's!

I did not sit in the sun and read Twilight all afternoon and not get ANYTHING done in my house! NOT ME!

I did not go to get a pedicure with an old friend and shortchange my tip because the guy cut my toes all up with his cuticle clipper. NOT ME!

I did not sit on my back porch and have a toddy with my old friend Kenzo until midnight on Saturday night and then sleep in on Sunday... NOT ME!

I did not take a sick day from work to go see my family in KY- then spend the whole day shopping in Lexington with cousins... NOT ME!

I did not eat fried chicken and sweet potato fries with no abandon yesterday and then sleep in and miss my cycling class this morning.... NOT ME!

I did not go to bed at 7:30 yesterday afternoon like a little old lady and then watch Desperate Housewives and Bewitched until 10:00.... NOT ME!

I'm not sitting on the computer- playing on my blog for "Not Me" Monday- when I really should be doing some paperwork......NOT ME!